adambrycethomas:

Here are your headpats @plagueofgripes .

I hope they’re worth it. 

Your video brought up a lot of good points. Suffice it to say I think the REAL secret is learning how to “successfully draw them off model”, (ie. well enough to be approved but close enough to satisfy the big wigs).

The original designs should have big quote marks around “on model,” and a winky face doing the “shh, don’t tell” thing. I still have absolutely no idea how that gun works or is meant to be held or fired. Even if it’s blowing a hole through my torso.